HOLY HELL, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE UNTIL THE MOMENT THAT I DISCOVERED THIS GEM THIS MORNING.
The fantastic thing about The Smiths is that no matter how annoyed I may get because of Morrissey's voice, the instrumentals always keep me coming back for more.
(Although I do have a long standing love-hate relationship with his voice/Morrissey in general that has been going on for the past 7 years that I've been aware of his existence. But that's a different story.)
Not to mention my appreciation of irony has greatly increased over the years. If you don't know what that has to do with The Smiths, I don't think you've really listened to The Smiths.
But more to the point: every other version I know of this song has been automatically reduced to nothing but irrelevant shit. THE MIDDLE SECTION, MY LIFE IS OVER